Thursday, April 1, 2010

I'm sorry to inform you...


Tragedy has struck. Rhonny was bitten last night by something unnatural , something inhuman, something with an insatiable appetite for human flesh....and now she is among them. This photo was taken at the city morgue...ten minutes later, Rhonny got up, ate the coroner and a security guard, and walked out of the building. She now walks aimlessly though the streets of Cleveland, in search of fresh victims to feed the never ending hunger for brains. If you see her, do not walk up to her, run the other way. She's not the same girl anymore. She was beloved but now must be feared. She is now among the living dead. R.I.P. Miss Reaper, we will miss you and hopefully one of us will have the heart to put you out of your never ending misery.


* NOTE: I am NOT actually dead, nor a zombie. If you see me, don't actually shoot me, moron. Happy April Fools Day from me and Dollar Bin Horror!

6 comments:

ZedWord said...

We'll miss you Rhonny. *sniff*

I just hope she doesn't have to have a dollar bin funeral.

Rhonny Reaper said...

lmao! that would be something wouldn't it! Ha!

Tempest Nightingale LeTrope said...

Oh, not another one! They keep coming to the door of the Netherworld hotel, pretending to be selling girl scout cookies! I fall for it every time as I have a terrible addiction to the Thin Mints.

Rhonny Reaper said...

lol omg the thin mints are the best thing ever invented on the face of the earth!

Cal said...

Wait a second zombies dont like thin mints!!! They like girlscouts!!!

Te* (Slasher Film Sanctuary) said...

(Picks up scalpel to begin "Y" incision) (Rhonny yells APRIL FOOLS) (Te* Chokes on a thinmint and falls lifelessly to the floor, only later to return as the undead, only instead of brains he wants thinmints)SEND MORE GIRLSCOUT COOKIES. ;)