Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Dollar Bin Horror Review(Sort of):Satan's Black Wedding(1975)

By Eric Polk-
I asked for it, Reaplings. I knew that on a dvd with Crazy Fat Ethel I and II, Satan's Black Wedding wasn't to be a horror masterpiece, oh no. So rather than trash this 60 min exercise into tedium, instead I'll keep this short and sour.

Grainy film quality-Good!
Acting-What acting?
Plot-What plot?
The Wedding-Well, I'm sure it will last longer than Kim Kardashian's.

And so, I conclude my brief look into horror movies with weddings. It was tortuous.

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