By Eric Polk-
[Time for a disclaimer. I know there is a huge cult following behind this...movie...I know there is a documentary about how this...movie...has blown up into the cult status echelon of Rocky Horror Picture Show and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Yet, I cannot bring myself to take this... film... tongue in cheek, let alone seriously. I'm sorry Troll 2 fans but I am pissing on hospitality and going to call this the 2nd worst movie ever made!]
I'm going to be to the point...PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT!!! Steer clear of this movie. Yes, I'm aware of its cult following as Best Worst Movie ever, but no matter how I tried to see this film, I couldn't get past anything that was bad and I love bad movies! But what I don't like is the dialogue, Jackie Collins could have written better verbiage!. The acting on the level below kindergarten plays. Worse yet, this isn't a sequel to the original Troll! Yet in the pile of shit, I can at least pull from it one peanut...
This movie has displaced Titanic as my 2nd least favorite movie of all time. Maybe I don't get it. No wait, I do. It sucks! If you like this movie in whatever context you see it in, good for you!