Monday, September 13, 2010

Dollar Bin Horror Spotlight - Spring Break Massacre

A sleepover party during spring-break turns deadly for six beautiful sorority co-eds. Stanley Peterson, convicted serial killer, has escaped from maximum security prison. It's up to the college cuties to unravel the mystery of their assailant before the night is over.

If your expecting an indie masterpiece filled with artistic expression and a sinister mood, look elsewhere. If you just want a funny ass movie with beautiful women, fake blood, corny jokes, and a crazy pervert, well them this is your movie! It starts off a couple of goths and a half naked girl, booze, a pizza boy, and one of the cheesiest kills in the world (sounds like a bloody porno right? It's not, don't worry). It continues with hot college girls having a sleep over and shit hitting the fan at the police station. It ends with a slight twist, a bunch of dead college kids, and a police captain that reminds me of a mix between Danny DeVito and Stephen Seagal! It's well shot with intentionally bad acting and a funny plot. The movie never takes itself seriously, is funny and cheesy throughout, and is a guaranteed good time as long as you have a sense of humor. Check it out HERE.


Mr. Gable said...

This is in my Netflix queue. I can't wait to watch it. REGGIE BANNISTER!!!

the jaded viewer said...

It's a decent throwback to the sorority/slumber party/spring break movies of the past. Lots of gratuitous nudity and the lead girl is extra hawt.

My review will be live Wed!