Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dollar Bin Film - "Troll 2"


Joshua's family takes a trip to NILBOG, which, unbeknownst to them, is the kingdom of the goblins, as told to young Joshua by his grandfather Seth, who just happens to be dead. Now it's up to Josh, magical time stopping Grandpa Seth, and a bologna sandwich to save the family from the evil Goblin Queen, who uses everything from magical rocks to an ear of corn, to destroy Josh's family.

The tag line for this film is "One Was Not Enough"...oh how wrong you are! Please tell me this was supposed to be a comedy, cause all I did was laugh. Now I loves me some cheese, but seriously, this movie was growing mold. The acting was just pitiful and the costumes were...I can't even begin to describe them. I could have found a scarier Goblin outfit at Walmart! And then, theres the ridiculous fact the the name of the town is Goblin backwards...like we all couldn't see this shit coming! And how can you forget that this film has absolutely NO trolls in it! It's like I've been tricked into watching this god awful film! Although I must say, it made me laugh for about an hour straight, so it wasn't a total waste of time. If you feel like converting your brain into a pile of sticky, globbing goo, then take a stab at watching Troll 2! (Hey, that rhymed!)

7 comments:

William Weird ("The Bearded Weirdo Reviews Guy") said...

I actually consider this movie to be one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time. The worse a movie is, the better. Hmmm, that sounds a li'l oxymoronic, doesn't it?

Rhonny Reaper said...

lol i completely understand what your saying. I thought it was funny as hell...just not good lol

Jayson said...

STONEHENGE MAGIC STONE!

I too thought this was hilarious.

oducerproducer said...

It's not horror but check out The Room also, just as bad but even more entertaining!

R.D. Penning said...

Don't eat the green stuff! haha

Tower Farm said...

I agree with William Weird on this one! Definitely in my top 5, too. What a great movie!

JM

Rhonny Reaper said...

I will check out The Room just for you ;)

The film was entertaining, I'll give it that! lol