Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Dollar Bin Film - "Troll 2"
Joshua's family takes a trip to NILBOG, which, unbeknownst to them, is the kingdom of the goblins, as told to young Joshua by his grandfather Seth, who just happens to be dead. Now it's up to Josh, magical time stopping Grandpa Seth, and a bologna sandwich to save the family from the evil Goblin Queen, who uses everything from magical rocks to an ear of corn, to destroy Josh's family.
The tag line for this film is "One Was Not Enough"...oh how wrong you are! Please tell me this was supposed to be a comedy, cause all I did was laugh. Now I loves me some cheese, but seriously, this movie was growing mold. The acting was just pitiful and the costumes were...I can't even begin to describe them. I could have found a scarier Goblin outfit at Walmart! And then, theres the ridiculous fact the the name of the town is Goblin backwards...like we all couldn't see this shit coming! And how can you forget that this film has absolutely NO trolls in it! It's like I've been tricked into watching this god awful film! Although I must say, it made me laugh for about an hour straight, so it wasn't a total waste of time. If you feel like converting your brain into a pile of sticky, globbing goo, then take a stab at watching Troll 2! (Hey, that rhymed!)