Monday, January 4, 2010

Dollar Bin Film - "House of the Dead"

A group of teens arrive on an island for a rave--only to discover the island has been taken over by zombies. The group takes refuge in a house where they try to survive the night.
The basic premise sounds like this film could have been good...coulda, shoulda, woulda this was some bullshit if I ever seen it! Horrible dialogue, half-assed plot, and video game scenes inserted into the film with shity game-styled camera work to match (who the fuck said "ok now instead of showing their gory death scene that people might enjoy watching, lets have them stop in mid air and just movie camera around them like 'Game Over".?) And on top of all that shittyness, the acting was like something outta a spanish soap! If you have seen this film, Im sorry. If you haven't, DON'T!
Sending Deadly Kisses,
Rhonny Reaper

And while your here please vote on the new weekly poll to the right of your screen, What is the Worst Horror Sequel?


Tower Farm said... can we hate a film that alloween Ellie Cornell to continue working?


Rhonny Reaper said...


the jaded viewer said...

You got Uwe Boll-ed. You should watch Alone in the Dark next...Christian Slater and Tara Reid acting worse than a high school play. Good times to MST3K.

HorrO said...

I agree, mixing what should be a video game in with a movie was a bad idea. It was also a bad idea to watch part two!