By Eric Polk-
Sup Reaps! Happy Thanksgiving from Rhonda, Brandon, and little ol' me. I know that alot of you won't be watching the Lions or Cowgirls....errrr....Cowboys play in their annual pigskin contests so as a cinematic alternative, I present to you 3 episodes of my favorite Internet personality, The Cinema Snob as he riffs on some bad Thanksgiving-themed horror films.
Blood Freak
The world's first gore-based, anti-drug, Christian horror fim. David Lynch thinks this plot is confusing.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2009/08/08/blood-freak.aspx
Home Sweet Home
This movie's only saving grace is that it was released by Media Home Entertainment in the early-80s.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/11/25/home-sweet-home.aspx
Blood Rage
Wanna see a once-hot 70s tv star on the downside of her career? Look no further than this 80s slasher cheesefeast.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/11/21/blood-rage.aspx
And since you have been such great Reaplings, here's a bonus featuring my favorite Snob episode. Splinters Baby Splinters!
http://thecinemasnob.com/2009/08/16/black-devil-doll-from-hell.aspx
For more cinematic hi jinks, head on over to thecinemasnob.com!!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on a turkey head and scare some Jehovah's Witnesses.
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