Thursday, November 24, 2011

Dollar Bin Horror Spotlight Presents:Thanksgiving with The Cinema Snob

By Eric Polk-
Sup Reaps! Happy Thanksgiving from Rhonda, Brandon, and little ol' me. I know that alot of you won't be watching the Lions or Cowgirls....errrr....Cowboys play in their annual pigskin contests so as a cinematic alternative, I present to you 3 episodes of my favorite Internet personality, The Cinema Snob as he riffs on some bad Thanksgiving-themed horror films.

Blood Freak
The world's first gore-based, anti-drug, Christian horror fim. David Lynch thinks this plot is confusing.

Home Sweet Home
This movie's only saving grace is that it was released by Media Home Entertainment in the early-80s.

Blood Rage
Wanna see a once-hot 70s tv star on the downside of her career? Look no further than this 80s slasher cheesefeast.

And since you have been such great Reaplings, here's a bonus featuring my favorite Snob episode. Splinters Baby Splinters!

For more cinematic hi jinks, head on over to!!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on a turkey head and scare some Jehovah's Witnesses.

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