Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Dollar Bin Film - "Hack!"
Wanting to raise their grades, a handful of college kids are randomly selected for a field trip to study wildlife, but don't get the chance as cliché horror film-style murders occur.
Heres what In thought when I first bought this film, "Sweet! A film with William Forsythe, can't be that bad, can it?" My thoughts after I watched the film, "I want the last 89 minutes of my life back!" Everything in this movie is a bad horror cliché, and I mean EVERYTHING. From the character's names (Mary Shelley and Vincent King), to the horror movie-style killings, to the teenagers themselves (the jock, the black guy, the gay guy, the slut, the dork...must I continue?) The story itself is weak. Take away all the stupid horror movie ripoffs, and your left with a bunch of kids getting killed by a crazy couple...that's so original. Yes, this is supposed to be a horror comedy, but it's just not funny at all.