Sunday, February 14, 2010

Rhonny Reaper's Top 10 Horror Movie Valentines Wishlist

Today is the day to cozy up with your significant other, watch really bad romance movies, buy dollar store chocolates for your girl, and to show how much you really love each other. Well I'm alone once again, so today is my day to watch some bad ass horror flicks and drool at the site of the men listed below. Welcome to my Top Ten List of Horror Hunks I'd let be my Valentine any day! (Inspired by posts made on Billy Loves Stu)

#10. Bruce Campbell - This one is dedicated to all the horror femmes who've been drooling over this bad ass mofo since they first got a peek at his boomstick!

#9. Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman was all over GTL before the Jersey Shore losers even stepped foot in the state, biotch!

#8. Jay Hernandez - This sexy latin lover can tie me up any time ;)

#7. Jeff Goldblum - I've had a thing for Jeff since Jurassic Park...say anything and I'll kill you all.

#6. Eli Roth - Sure he can be a bit douchey at times, but come on! He oozes Bear Jew Sex!

#5. Justin Long - A geek with abs...yup I'm good :)

#4. John Cusack - I fucking LOVE John Cusack, thats all the explanation you need.

#3. Naveed Andrews - This man is probably the only reason I ever watched LOST...omg he is so cute :P

#2. Johnny Depp - Johnny in Secret Window just proves that he can lay around, hair all fucked up and eating Doritos, and STILL look better that any of your ex's...damn you and your sexiness!

#1. Skeet Ulrich - If you've ever seen my twitter background, you knew this was coming. Ever since I saw Scream, Billy has become my ultimate dream boy and probably will always be that dream...Only God knows what I would do just for ten minutes alone with him....


Hey! Look Behind You! said...

I want to do dirty things to everyone on your list :)

Sarah from Scare Sarah said...

You naughty girls.

Pax Romano said...

Nice choices.

NMRaymond said...

Amazing list! Oh, Skeet Ulrich. We discussed him over Twitter.

Really love the list! Share those men with the rest of us lonely hearts this Valentine's Day! =]

C.L. Hadden said...

Johnny Depp....ahhh.
He's my "given" -meaning that if he showed up at my front door, my hubby would have to step aside.
Even if his hair still looked like that, he was still eating Doritos, AND he had those dumb-ass detecting glasses from Sleepy Hollow on. Bring it on.

Great post.

Rhonny Reaper said...

lol thanks for the coments. I promise I'll share (Except for billy, mine)

forestofthedead said...

Great choices.

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