Sunday, December 6, 2009

Dollar Bin Film - "Jaws of Satan"

A variety of snakes descend on a small town, inflicting fatal bites on various hapless citizens, just in time for the opening of a dog track. Irreverent Father Tom Farrow comes to believe that the king cobra mobilizing all of these creatures is the incarnation of Satan himself.
Yeah lets just call this one "Snakes on a Jaws Ripp-Off". I mean come on, the local Bigwig and the Mayor care more about the business that the dog track will pull in rather than public safety while a crazed animal is killing the towns people left and right. Now where could they have possibly got this idea from... And the worst part is it's not really that good of a rip-off. The only savior for this film for me was The priest, no pun intended, played by Fritz Weaver (dude for "The Crate" bit in Creepshow). Is he the only one who can act? I'm afraid so (and thats about as scary as it gets here folks).
Sending Deadly Kisses,
Rhonny Reaper

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